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Just spoke to my wife while the internet was down. She seem…

Just spoke to my wife while the internet was down. She seem…

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Well, well, well, looks like the internet outage brought you some unexpected news! 😆 Who knew you were living with a mysterious nurse all this time? Maybe your wife picked up a side gig while the internet was on a break! 🏥💻 Hope you enjoy getting to know her better now that the connection is back up!

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged conversation, humor, internet, just, nice, nurse, relationship, wife on Jan 25, 2025 by slickboy.

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