Just spoke to my wife while the internet was down. She seems nice. She’s a nurse apparently.

Commentary:
Well, well, well, looks like the internet outage brought you some unexpected news! 😆 Who knew you were living with a mysterious nurse all this time? Maybe your wife picked up a side gig while the internet was on a break! 🏥💻 Hope you enjoy getting to know her better now that the connection is back up!