Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be just water. Commentary:Cold justice: now available in frosty and refreshing flavors! ❄️😂 Related Funny Posts 🤝 Revenge is a dish best served by cutting a sandwich horizontally instead of diagonally. Cheers to all who skipped that one dish at Thanksgiving because you just didn’t trust the person who brought it. I just turned on my car’s seat warmer to keep my burrito warm in case you wondered what I was up to. Even on the coldest of days, there’s such peace found in the warm embrace of a hot pizza. The cold water does not get warmer if you jump late.
