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Line dancing was created by women waiting to use the restroom.

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How can I be ready for the future when I’m not even ready to get up in the morning?

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Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster.

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You told your cat how much you love him, but now it’s morning, the sun is out, you’re sober, and it’s just weird for both of you.

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Airbnb should have an option if you just want to use someone’s bathroom for a few minutes.

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I’ve cut my fingernails too short and now I can’t open my shower gel. What’s the point of being well-groomed if I can’t smell like mangos?

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I’ll be like “I’m fine” then shake my leg at 150 mph.

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I’m going to write a book about all the things I should have done with my life. l’ll call it my oughtabiography.

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Nostalgia isn’t as good as it used to be.

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You’d be surprised how many times you can use the word succulent in a work email.