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🤣 "Oh, sorry for not sounding the alarm clock! You snooze, you lose, literally! Next time, I'll make sure to add a 'pre-wake-up' notification just for you. 🛌💤"

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41 shares on WhatsApp this month:

You have to stay up as needlessly late as possible to make the next day as horrible and hard as possible.

21 shares on Discord this month:

That moment when you clean the apartment and a year later everything is dirty again.

55 shares on Twitch this month:

My whole life, I never read a warning label telling me not to eat laundry detergent or put glue in my hair, somehow I just knew.

64 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Sunday is proof that time travel exists, because it was just Friday.

86 shares on Threads this month:

Girls be like, “I hate this man,” then have sex with him.

28 shares on Twitch this month:

I was going to warn my kids about the repercussions of drugs and alcohol until I realized that they in fact were the repercussions of drugs and alcohol.

72 shares on Twitch this month:

I bought a 12 year old whiskey. His parents are furious.

49 shares on Twitch this month:

I am staying up till a million o’clock tonight.

25 shares on Messenger this month:

My friends put their kid to bed and then made us ice cream sundaes, which is exactly what I assumed was happening when my parents put me to bed.

45 shares on Pinterest this month:

If barking at nothing was an Olympic sport, my dog would win gold.

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A storm knows it’s laced with destruction, and yet it rages on.

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Don’t let anyone tell you, you can’t do something. Show them you can’t.

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Thank you, God, for another day. Let’s get this 12-hour screen time.

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The longer I stay home, the more homeless I look.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has bookmarked:

Instead of likes, we should get a little kiss.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has downloaded:

I still can’t believe Aldi sells shopping carts for 25 cents. I’ve got 8 of them now and don’t really even have a use for them, it was just too good of a deal to pass up.

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It’s strange that we say time is a great healer when it kills 100% of people.

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A two-step guide to warning someone not to hit their head: 1. Wait until they’ve hit their head. 2. Say “Ooh, mind your head!”

Someone from 🇫🇮 has shared:

Never underestimate my ability to effortlessly make something more difficult than it needs to be.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

Therapy? I have Spotify.

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‘Sex with your ex’ is so stupid. If you want to dwell on the past, you can just buy a history book.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I want to make fun of Kanye but I’m always losing my shit on the internet too.

Breaking via Twitch:

It’s a good thing that our phones only convey sight and sound. No offense, but from most of you I would never want to receive a smelfie!

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Book reviews be like: “5 stars. I’m sobbing. I’m unwell. I haven’t eaten in 16 hours. Highly recommend.”

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Not being able to see Likes on posts is a tragedy. Love it when two people are arguing and you can see all their little backup dancers.

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If you encounter a teenager out in the wild, be kind. They are the first generation of kids whose parents are cooler than they are.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need a special occasion to buy a cake.

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When I say I like when older men tell me what to do, I am talking about Yoda and his teachings.

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Never lie to Indian girls. That red dot be recording everything.

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Humanity doesn’t always make a compelling case for its continued existence.

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Kind of rude you didn’t wake me up before you went went.

The best proof that fairy tales are fictional is the fact that the prince is always an intelligent and handsome single man.

Canceled a date for a date with another guy, and that guy canceled. It’s what I deserve.

Fifteen years ago, makeup was all powders and dusts. But now, it’s all goo and liquid. From this, I can infer that by 2040, it will all be made of pigmented gases.

My parents didn’t raise me to be rude, I had to practice.

I wish I could physically experience the inside of a lava lamp.

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Kind of rude you didn’t wake me up before you went went.

Keep the laugh going 😂

The best proof that fairy tales are fictional is the fact that the prince is always an intelligent and handsome single man.

Canceled a date for a date with another guy, and that guy canceled. It’s what I deserve.

Just because I’m up sharing posts at 7 a.m. doesn’t mean I’m up. Don’t call my phone.

Fifteen years ago, makeup was all powders and dusts. But now, it’s all goo and liquid. From this, I can infer that by 2040, it will all be made of pigmented gases.

My parents didn’t raise me to be rude, I had to practice.

I wish I could physically experience the inside of a lava lamp.

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