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Glory hole but for forehead kisses.

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You ever tried driving the speed limit and thought, “They can’t be serious.”

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Every time someone tries to fight with me online, a middle finger gets its wings.

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You get to a certain age and realize stretching is non-negotiable.

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Santa Claus isn’t real. Ain’t no man checking a list twice.

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I wish we were cats so you could just randomly slap co-workers for no reason.

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If you’re riding in my car, that little middle piece is for my elbow — not yours.

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Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars walk into a bar. They didn’t planet that way.

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Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.

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When my husband says he’ll just be a minute, I know I have enough time to watch an entire television series, paint the house, or go on a quest.