Laying in bed with the nervous system of someone going to war. Posted onFeb 2, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Why do battles always happen at bedtime? ππ₯π§ π€― Related funny posts π Everyone you know is fighting battles you don’t know about, except for my neighbor who just can not shut up about his battles. In the 90s, you could tell who won the rap battle by who was still alive. Forget carrying me to bed; carry me to the end of the workweek. Then we can talk. Happy return of βyes of course itβs bedtime, see how dark it is outsideβ to all parents who celebrate. Sorry to any bands who see me yawn during their show. It’s not you, it’s just past 10pm.