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Love that every time I finish a snack I have to wave my hands around to prove to my dog it’s all gone, like I’m cashing him out at a casino or something.

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I don’t have any rizz but I do have snacks in my purse.

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He’s a 10 but so is his volume.

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You know you’re a bad cook when the dog won’t lick the plate.

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Everybody’s back hurts until it’s time to have sexy time.

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They should make the last foot of dental floss red so you know when you’re about to run out.

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Bartenders be like “here’s that receipt, I’ll go ahead and put it on the wettest part of the bar”.

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Is it still murder if they said, “Some other time,” but I thought they said smother time?

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My last straw is way longer than I thought.

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I’m a total go with the flow kinda person as long as the flow is meticulously scheduled well in advance and there are no mid-flow changes whatsoever.