Legos are too expensive nowadays. They should go back to costing as much as they did when my parents paid for them.

Legos are too expensive nowadays. They should go back to costing as much as they did when my parents paid for them.

Commentary:
“Ah, the good ol’ days when stepping on a Lego was painful but affordable! 💸😂 Maybe we need a ‘nostalgia discount’ for parents braving the Lego pricing battle today. 💰🧱 #BringBackCheapLegos”

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