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Spiders have the whole world to explore but still try to come up in my house.

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Relationship status: my sex robot filed a restraining order.

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Fifteen years ago, makeup was all powders and dusts. But now, it’s all goo and liquid. From this, I can infer that by 2040, it will all be made of pigmented gases.

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“Bluetooth or Insane?” is a fun game we all play when we see a lone person speaking out loud in public.

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When my wife packs for a trip she basically moves out.

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I’m not tispy. I’m merry.

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The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons, and 85% morons.

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My favorite part of football is when they feed the players water like they’re hamsters.