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Someone from 🇸🇹 has bookmarked:

I’m not stubborn, my way is just better than yours.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

I’m glad it’s not snowing. I can’t imagine shoveling snow in this heat.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

Your call is very important to us, here’s six days of irritating music.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has copied:

A girl can casually just say something, and you already know you’re not going to date or marry her.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

If you want to hang out with me, all you have to do is ask, and I’ll say no.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has shared:

Any porn site that allows comments is instantly funny because, like, why is that there.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has copied:

Clothes too dirty for the closet, but too clean for laundry. Welcome to: the chair.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

Why put off until tomorrow what you can have an intern do today?

Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

I hate taking my pants off at the dentist. So humiliating.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has downloaded:

My New Year’s resolution will be to stop chasing waterfalls, and stick to the rivers and the lakes that I’m used to.

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Freshly posted on Discord:

To anybody who thinks being self-employed means you don’t have to work for a boss you hate, I have terrible news.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

What if you went to ET’s planet and all of the other ET’s were wearing clothes?

Shared recently on Twitch:

It’s Monday, proceed with caution.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Hiccups became less popular. I never hear people hiccuping anymore. What’s going on there?

Freshly posted on Messenger:

The egg doesn’t swim to the sperm, girl. Never chase a man.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I only look up to people that are taller than me and really that’s about the extent of it.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Sometimes I struggle to adjust to civilian life after coming home from the movies.

Just shared via YouTube:

Working your entire life so you can ‘enjoy’ a couple of years when you’re close to death is the biggest scam of all time.

Making waves on WeChat:

I already want to take a nap tomorrow.

Trending via Threads:

I’m so glad when summer is over and I finally don’t have to see any feet on the internet anymore.

Let the good times roll. Let the bad times crawl. Let the acceptable times do the hopscotch.

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"Life isn't just a rollercoaster, it's a whole playground of emotions! 🎢 When things get tough, make them do the limbo – just let the bad times crawl on by. And as for the acceptable times? Well, let them have their own little hopscotch tournament! 🕺#EmotionalHopscotch"

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41 shares on YouTube this month:

I hate it when people threaten to come over. Now I’ve got to do 2 years of housework in 30 minutes.

90 shares on TikTok this month:

Welcome to Netflix. We have everything but what you want to watch.

56 shares on X this month:

No one told me adulthood would require this much multi-factor authentication.

13 shares on Reddit this month:

Everyone wants the bagel to be everything, but no one asks if the bagel needs anything.

27 shares on Messenger this month:

My problem is, I wanna be the only one at the gym when I go.

59 shares on WeChat this month:

I cannot definitively say, even after all I’ve seen, that I would not visit Jurassic Park.

81 shares on Reddit this month:

It’s weird when you realize that what you thought was rock bottom was actually somewhere around rock middle.

31 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Sex so good, my left hand is making my right hand a sandwich.

54 shares on WeChat this month:

Gonna break into your house, toast all your bread and put it back in the bag.

14 shares on Discord this month:

I met the real Santa tonight, and he said you’re all in trouble.

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When you drink red wine from a cup, it looks like fruit tea and you are also admired by others for your healthy lifestyle.

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Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’

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There are two types of people in politics. Avoid them.

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Why can’t men just call you pretty without wording it uncomfortably?

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When I say I’m tired, the “of people” is silent.

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When things get hot, they expand, so I’m just getting warmer, not gaining weight.

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Don’t blame a clown for acting like a clown. Ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.

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Every man learns for himself the uselessness of owning an iPad.

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If you’ve never had a cheeseburger change your mood, you’ve never had a cheeseburger.

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Imagine if all the money spent on AI was spent on trains.

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Someone from 🇲🇱 has bookmarked:

Please don’t be mean to me, because I can be meaner and I hate being mean.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

Nobody should be blowing up Teslas. If you just wait a bit, they’ll probably do it by themselves.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has copied:

I’m broke — I got money, but it’s for responsibilities.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

There aren’t enough hours in the day for me to do absolutely nothing.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

Shoutout to everyone who works hard to support their dog’s extravagant lifestyle.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

I finally figured out my lifelong dream of becoming a human blanket, but my friends still call it napping on their couch.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has viewed:

I like my men like I like my coffee. Not that hot but still making me anxious.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has bookmarked:

I don’t like to call it a xenomorph — I prefer the term “the alien from Alien.”

Someone from 🇮🇹 has bookmarked:

People pleasers aren’t kind. They’re afraid.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

“Communism sounds good in theory, but doesn’t work in practice.” Capitalism doesn’t even sound good in theory.

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Trending via Threads:

Me: Please let me sleep! Brain: Nope, we have to stay up together and go over every bad life decision we have made so far.

Seen just now on X:

Would have started saving money in kindergarten if I knew my life was like this.

Spotted on Discord:

The Angry Birds assaulted me and made me rip their disgusting bong.

Just landed via Discord:

Please be delicate with me, I’m built like a Nature Valley bar.

Making waves on Slack:

If a baby comes out feet first, technically it wears its mom as a hat.

Seen just now on Slack:

I replaced my old flat pillow that hurt my neck with a new fat fluffy pillow that hurts my neck.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Adulting is realizing you can’t skip work like you skipped school.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I’m beginning to think that for some of you, the wheels on the bus do not go round and round.

Making waves on Instagram:

When I’m drafting a legal document, I’ll sprinkle the word “herein” all over that thing like it’s paprika.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Venn diagrams. You either love ‘em or you hate ‘em. Or you’re somewhere in the middle.

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