Trending Funny Quotes 👇

  • We went on a family vacation and it was a terrible experience. It was all whining, complaining, and tantrums. And don’t get me started on what my kids did.
  • One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying things like, “That’s a pretty building.”
  • I made the mistake of clicking on an Instagram ad for a flannel shirt, and now the algorithm thinks I’m a lumberjack.
  • Current state of politics: The circus is on fire but the monkey is fine.
  • After Michael Jordan joined a religious order, he was known as Air Friar.
  • In my 20’s: I want to find true love. In my 40’s: I just want a toaster that gets me.