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Life hack: If you never leave the house you don’t have to worry about running into someone you don’t want to talk to.

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"Life hack: Solving the awkward small talk dilemma one cozy day at a time 🏡 Just add pajamas and Netflix for maximum avoidance success! 💁‍♂️ #HomebodyWinning"

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