Life tip: if nothing goes right, go to sleep. Posted on6 days ago6 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Dreams don't judge you for hitting the snooze button on reality! 😴🤣 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Life tip: If all of your bathrooms are full and you’re waiting for someone to finish, just turn off the WiFi in the house. Metallica’s “Nothing Else Matters” is my favorite song about that 5 minutes of sleep before the alarm goes off. Marriage tip: If your wife goes silent in the middle of an argument, you probably shouldn’t ask if you can go back to mowing the lawn. A tip for your next salary negotiation: simply tell your boss “either I get a pay rise or I go out and tell everyone I got one!” Relationship tip: Make sure you’re the crazy one.