Life tip: if nothing goes right, go to sleep. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Dreams don't judge you for hitting the snooze button on reality! 😴🤣 Related Funny Posts 🤝 Life tip: If all of your bathrooms are full and you’re waiting for someone to finish, just turn off the WiFi in the house. Metallica’s “Nothing Else Matters” is my favorite song about that 5 minutes of sleep before the alarm goes off. Marriage tip: If your wife goes silent in the middle of an argument, you probably shouldn’t ask if you can go back to mowing the lawn. My best three minutes of sleep are the ones right before the alarm goes off. Eating Halloween candy and putting up my Christmas tree because nothing matters anymore.
