Life’s all about crossroads and intersections; unfortunately, I’m a bad driver. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like it's time to hire a GPS just for life's detours! 🚦😂🚗 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Make every hug more interesting by mysteriously whispering, “the Dark Lord stands at the crossroads!” There are three certainties in life: death, taxes and getting stuck behind a shit driver when you’re late. Girl, are you an Uber driver? Because you are driving me to drink. Today I was in a taxi, and the taxi driver said, “I love my job. I am my own boss, nobody tells me what to do!” Then I said, “Turn left.” I do not know how to put this gently, but part of being a good driver is using the gas and brake as little as humanly possible.