LinkedIn: where you desperately hope that one idiot you had a drink with six years ago can somehow help get you a job. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppLinkedIn: where you desperately hope that one idiot you had a drink with six years ago can somehow help get you a job. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I did the math and a second job would help me get out of debt as long as I start it twelve years ago. I only go on LinkedIn to see what my coworkers looked like 15 years ago. I don’t care if it’s AI or an immigrant, I desperately need someone to take my job, it’s killing me. I let my cat smell every wine I drink so she can get a job as a sommelier and help pay my rent. Let’s tell the truth cell phone. I don’t have six missed calls. I have six ignored calls.