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Doggystyle, so we can both look at the river.

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Nothing humbles you faster than your phone slipping out of your hand and hitting your face.

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Now I know why my dad used to wake up at 4AM and just sit at the kitchen table for an hour.

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I keep my mind active by worrying.

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I thought the noise my husband’s stomach was making was never going to end last night until I realized it was a motorbike outside.

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You can’t spell disappointment without me.

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People keep wishing January was over like the worst month of the year isn’t coming up next. Thats like wishing someone would stop arguing with you and just punch you in the face.

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Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back!

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The internal struggle between wanting to be productive and just wanting to nap all day.

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I don’t have red flags, I have fun facts.