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Male birth control is free, and it’s called wearing C…

Male birth control is free, and it’s called wearing C…

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"When your footwear says 'I'm not a dad, but I play one on the weekends' 🤣🧦👞"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged birth, control, Crocs, fashion, fashion joke, footwear, free, humor, humor joke, joke, male, male birth control, socks on May 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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