Male birth control is free, and it’s called wearing Crocs with socks. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"When your footwear says 'I'm not a dad, but I play one on the weekends' π€£π§¦π" Related Funny Quotes π€ Wearing a condom while she’s on birth control is called two-factor authentication. Of course thereβs birth control for men. Itβs called the way they act. Sorry I said your toddler should be in commercials for birth control. For those who don’t want Alexa listening in on your conversations, they’re making a male version that doesn’t listen to anything. Socks try to be monogamous, but most end up either single or having multiple different partners.