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The goal is to make your therapist cry.

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Welcome to your 40s: here’s an extra chin.

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Asian girl at tech company: Wow, everyone here is so friendly.

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Be the reason someone smiles today. Or blocks you. Whatever.

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Husband said he only wants to allow our kids to watch Looney Tunes and nothing else because of the “moral lessons”.

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Coke tastes like tapping into your ancient ancestral petroleum reserves, while Sprite tastes like being connected to a big, beautiful energy grid.

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59 shares on Slack this month:

Sports are better when you have hate in your heart.

40 shares on Discord this month:

As you get older, you suddenly realize that the Smurf who hates everything is the normal one.

40 shares on Threads this month:

I have decided to purchase the grocery store because it is now cheaper than the groceries inside it.

76 shares on TikTok this month:

Gang initiations from the Midwest be like “you have to eat the entire potato salad.”

17 shares on WeChat this month:

Accepting you’re about to throw up, gotta be the worst feeling on God’s green earth.

46 shares on Instagram this month:

Thinking about stepping down from being an adult, I’m just not in the right headspace for this position right now. I really appreciate the opportunity though.

96 shares on YouTube this month:

If you want people to have kind words when you pass, you should say kind words when you’re alive.

81 shares on Discord this month:

Overthinkaholic!

13 shares on Facebook this month:

That awkward moment you can’t understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.

96 shares on YouTube this month:

Quitting my job to rock around the Christmas tree.

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Going to work has backfired on me so many times.

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They should make a tanning bed that constantly rolls you over like a gas station hotdog.

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I hate texting someone something freaky at night, and they reply in the morning like it’s still the vibe. Shut up. The sun’s out. I’m pure again.

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You’re always bitching about your alarm clock, but put yourself in his shoes. The first thing he sees in the morning is your face.

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I always thought orthopaedic shoes were overrated, but I stand corrected.

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It’s crazy how social media convinced us that 15 likes aren’t enough. Imagine 15 people in real life telling you that you looked good.

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The only talent I have is spending more than I bring in.

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Carrots are a great thing to eat when you’re hungry, and want to stay that way.

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Why can’t I cry money instead of tears?

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No matter how busy I am, I still find time to waste on Twitter.

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Just shared via Reddit:

Not to brag, but my best yoga pose is awkward facing dog.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

And to my grandchildren, I leave my unread PDFs.

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I now also have a device that tells me whether I’ve taken enough steps today. If I don’t make it one day, it barks and poops in my apartment.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Yawning is the body’s way of telling you it has only 15% battery remaining.

Seen just now on Slack:

You wake up at 6 a.m. and it’s like you have 48 hours instead of 24.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Wearing shorts and my pale legs screamed at the sensation of sunlight like vampires.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I did some soul searching last night. I’m happy to report I still have one.

Just shared via Telegram:

Stop using ChatGPT. You got a question, you come to me first.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Hear me out. What if we don’t elect another president, and we all just promise to be really good?

Spotted on Discord:

Once you turn 25 years and above, there is no need to set an alarm. Your problems will wake you up by force.

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The goal is to make your therapist cry.

Welcome to your 40s: here’s an extra chin.

Asian girl at tech company: Wow, everyone here is so friendly.

Be the reason someone smiles today. Or blocks you. Whatever.

Husband said he only wants to allow our kids to watch Looney Tunes and nothing else because of the “moral lessons”.

Coke tastes like tapping into your ancient ancestral petroleum reserves, while Sprite tastes like being connected to a big, beautiful energy grid.

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