Marriage is for life. But when that was first said, life was shorter.

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Sleeping in now means waking up without the alarm clock, but still at the same time.

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Most people in your life will come and go but occasionally you’ll meet someone really special who makes you contemplate murder.

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I grew up in a poor family. We didn’t have much, but we had each other. And that was the worst part.

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Never understood when the movie rating says “May contain nudity.” Are there people on the ratings board who aren’t sure if they just saw someone naked?

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Two words have helped me open a lot of doors in my life. Push and Pull.

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Your boos don’t mean anything to me. I’ve seen what you people cheer for!

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I am not leaving this house until my hoodie strings are even.

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I just wish I had the confidence of my husband who thinks everything only takes 5 minutes.

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I want Wolverine claws. Not for violence or anything. I want them for easing my way through reality. Like opening an Amazon package.

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I can’t believe she picked her husband, her boyfriend and her other boyfriend over me.