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Marriage is for life. But when that was first said, life was shorter.

Marriage is for life. But when that was first said, life was shorter.

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Ah, the good old days when "till death do us part" had a quicker turnaround time! 💍⏳ Seems like back then, even life sentence meant something else entirely! 😂 #MarriageForLifeButWhoseLife

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged commitment, humor, irony, life, longevity, marriage, relationship, said, shorter on Nov 10, 2025 by slickboy.

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