Marriage is like a phone call at the night: First there’s the ring, and then you wake up.

Marriage is like a phone call at the night: First there's the ring, and then you wake up.
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Marriage is like a late-night phone call: you hear the ring, and suddenly you’re wide awake wondering what surprises await! 📞💍😂

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