May I please come over and curl up in your lap like a cat? Posted on7 days ago7 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Only if you promise not to knead my stomach like it's dough! 😹🍞 Related Funny Posts 🤝 With a cat on your lap, you deal better with the crap. I’m clumsy but there are upsides. For example, if I finish my chips and I’m sad there’s no more chips, I look in my lap and I always find chips. Fact: cats sit on your lap to dominate you. My cat, who has no job and pays no rent, is apparently unhappy with his fancy new cat food, and I, for some reason, am currently on my way back to the store to rectify the matter. I know so many people with cats, and only a tiny number of them went to a shelter and picked out a cat. Everyone else I know with a cat has a story that’s like, ‘Yeah, he just moved in.’
