Me: “I should treat myself to something.” My bank account: “Dream on.”

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Don’t flirt with me. I’ll show up at your house and start eating all your snacks.

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How do I even know this guy is my “boss”? I’ve just been taking his word for it.

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Whoever was the first to shorten “Richard” down to “Dick” must have really hated that guy.

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They just don’t put milkshakes in the yard like they used to.

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The next James Bond should be weird. Like he wears a train conductor’s hat and is afraid of balloons.

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Oh no, we don’t go in there. That room belongs to the spiders.

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Why do they call it a garage sale instead of a garbage sale?

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One minute you’re young and carefree. The next minute you can feel in your knee when it starts to rain.

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You could go camping or you could stay at home, not shower, leave dirt on the floor and let some squirrels in.

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Riding a bike is an insane concept. You just sit and run at the same time.