💾 Save Image Me: “I should treat myself to something.” My bank account: “Dream on.” 2 weeks ago / slickboy FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Me: "I should treat myself to something." Bank account: "Dream on." 💸💭 Looks like my bank account is the ultimate dream crusher. Oh well, who needs money when you have dreams, right? 😂 #TreatYourselfDilemma Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My wife trusts me with a joint bank account but when I’m loading the dishwasher she always walks in the kitchen “to get something.” When someone asks me what my dream job is, it’s just like “I don’t know dude, I don’t dream about jobs” Apparently, when you treat someone the same way they treat you, they get offended! Whoever thinks money doesn’t buy happiness can deposit it in my bank account. When they have a dream sequence in a movie, how do they film the person’s dream? Categories: Funny Quotes Tags: account, bank, bank account, dream, finances, humor, i, me, money, myself, self-care, should, something, spending, treat
