💾 Save Image Me, one week before the new year: Not to brag, but I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of the year. 3 days ago / slickboy FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Ah, the peak of financial foresight! 🤑 Who needs resolutions when you've already got it all figured out, right? 😂 Here's to wealth management at its finest! 💸 #LivingLarge #FinancialGenius" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream. Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned. I once made the irresponsible decision to drink and drive and now I have to live the rest of my days with a coffee stain on my favorite sweater. Wiping my hands on my pants before I’m shaking someone’s hand, so they spend the rest of the day wondering what I just touched. The week between Christmas and New Year’s should be studied as it is clearly a wormhole, disturbing time and space. Categories: Funny Quotes Tags: before, brag, comfort, enough, financial, financial security, humor, i, irony, live, living, me, money, new, new year, planning, rest, security, week, year