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Sadly, I do my best proofreading after I hit “send.

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Your honor, when I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean in contempt.

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When I gain weight, I should get to designate where on my body it goes.

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I need to be more disciplined and stop procrastinating, starting tomorrow.

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I highly recommend getting yourself a “How can I help” partner and not a “You will be fine” partner.

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I’m an over-explainer (I explain things too much).

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Bragging about how I’ve “really turned my life around recently” without mentioning in which direction.

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Love triangle? You mean this Dorito?

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Scared to go on dates, cause what if I find the one and never be able to be single again.

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Hey (with the intention of making you forget everyone who came before me).

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Autumn and winter are coming. The time when I make myself tea and always forget that I’ve made myself tea.

74 shares on TikTok this month:

Growing up, I always knew I was gonna be the distant family member.

31 shares on YouTube this month:

Welcome to Twitter: yeah, none of us can sleep either.

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Do you ever wake up in the morning and you’re just like… no.

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I was not meant for Microsoft Teams.

52 shares on Instagram this month:

If you wait until the last minute to do something, it only takes a minute to do it.

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The only thing that has grown faster than rents in recent years is the overtime we have to work to pay them.

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I become the most financially irresponsible person in the world the second I step into a Japanese stationary store.

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Tryna choke on gummy bears so my tombstone can read ‘killed by a bear’

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They should invent a small lifestyle change that has an instantaneous, huge payoff.

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A selfie only a mother could like.

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When I’m on hold and the song ends, I always expect someone to pick up the phone.

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Took the road less travelled after buying the sat nav less expensive.

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Sex is like my hair. I didn’t have any yesterday. I didn’t have any today. And unless something drastically changes, I won’t have any tomorrow.

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When the salesman from the hearing aid company calls, I stay on the line and answer every question with ‘What?’

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I’m not deleting my Twitter, I was here before Elon.

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His palm trees are Serengeti, destination wedding, luggage is heavy. There’s vomit on his tux already, Dollar store confetti.

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I toss and turn in bed all night like a beautiful rotisserie chicken.

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I was googling about the best time to visit the Maldives. It’s when you have money.

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Girls won’t admit it, but they don’t like super fine dudes; they like medium ugly, funny dudes that dress nice.

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The downside to getting in a hammock is having to get out of the hammock.

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I bought a robot vacuum today. Named it “Dustbin Bieber”.

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What if AirPods had tongues and they started licking the inside of your ears to indicate they’re low on battery?

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Accidentally blurted out “skip intro” when my mother-in-law wasn’t getting to the point.

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Guys will say, “I know a spot,” and then take you on a downward spiral.

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Mocktails are awesome because they ask the question ‘how much could juice cost?’

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Sadly, I do my best proofreading after I hit “send.

Your honor, when I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean in contempt.

When I gain weight, I should get to designate where on my body it goes.

I need to be more disciplined and stop procrastinating, starting tomorrow.

I highly recommend getting yourself a “How can I help” partner and not a “You will be fine” partner.

I’m an over-explainer (I explain things too much).

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