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Someone from 🇫🇮 has shared:

I need to eat healthier but donuts exist.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has viewed:

I hope this email finds you in a well.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has downloaded:

Super quick question: does anyone know what the point is?

Someone from 🇺🇸 has viewed:

Giving all the dogs in my neighborhood matching sweaters for Christmas so they can be in a gang.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has bookmarked:

I really can’t wait until it all works out.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

These cannot be the same knees that used to get low in heels at the club.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

Type of hangover that makes you understand why normies spend $25 for a poor soul to bike a bagel to them.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

There could be a ghost aggressively breakdancing beside you right now and you’d have no idea.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has viewed:

I will never forget when my dad had a guy from Verizon call me in middle school to tell me that I was using more data than Obama and that I need to stop.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has copied:

Sperm me would be swimming in the other direction.

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296 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,565

Funny Quotes Topics

17,623

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15,565

Updated

Jan 11, 2026

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Going viral on WhatsApp:

Startup idea: Instagram, but it only shows you posts from people you follow, and they’re in chronological order.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Remember before social media you would have to pick up the phone and call someone to tell them how much you love bacon?

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Discord is only good for calling friends on the computer. Please do not waste your time getting caught up in random servers.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Maybe the clouds, trees, and flowers love looking at you too.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Friends with benefits, but it’s just that they make delicious baked goods.

Just shared via Facebook:

Anyone else think it’s weird how cancer kills more people than any other astrological sign.

Going viral on Twitch:

My son is teaching himself Christmas songs on the trumpet, proving things can be both beautiful and annoying.

Going viral on Threads:

“What’s wrong with you?” Right now or in general?

Breaking via Instagram:

You don’t see people giving bunny ears in photos anymore.

Just shared via Discord:

I’ve decided to cut my carbs… into smaller pieces before eating them.

Men be like, “Ok, you wanna know the truth,” and lie even harder.

4 months ago

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I don’t think I’d get married again, but I would like to annoy someone until one of us is dead.

5 months ago

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You cannot hurt me. You are not a hip-height table corner.

2 months ago

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I’m doing a terrific job of not getting anything done today.

2 months ago

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Being a goldfish must be brilliant. Every six seconds you’re pleasantly surprised to find that you live in a castle.

2 months ago

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So stupid how New York is actually as cool as everyone says.

2 weeks ago

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An evil genius rising to a position of power is bad but it makes sense at least. Feels insulting we’re constantly seeing evil idiots doing it instead.

2 months ago

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44 shares on Reddit this month:

People text “Happy New Year” and go missing for the rest of the year!

35 shares on Slack this month:

“Overdressed” is a social construct created by hating girls.

99 shares on Pinterest this month:

The shitshow must go on.

73 shares on X this month:

My body is like an elastic band – no matter how I stretch it, it goes back to the nap position.

43 shares on Pinterest this month:

Wow, this is a really nice, sturdy box. I should keep it in the attic for the next 20 years.

44 shares on WeChat this month:

I’d stalk me too, I get it.

99 shares on Discord this month:

Can we normalize arguing with little kids? They’re so rude.

15 shares on Pinterest this month:

They should invent a “stay signed in” checkbox that isn’t meaningless.

54 shares on Telegram this month:

Buying something nice for myself, cuz today would’ve been my birthday if I was born today.

10 shares on Twitch this month:

Welcome to downtown where the crosswalk signals are merely suggestions and you hope the puddles are water.

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Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

You have one week to ask me to be your Valentine. Requests must be in the form of poetic verse written in your blood.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

All dogs are therapy dogs. The majority are just freelancing.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has copied:

Why are plane tickets so expensive? You’re going that way anyway, just give me a ride.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has viewed:

If you send a man to war today, he’s gonna go there and take dark exposure aesthetic pics.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

My extravagant lifestyle of paying for housing and buying groceries is really getting in the way of my ability to save money.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

If you think one of my posts is about you, it isn’t. Except this one.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has bookmarked:

That awkward moment when you have to pretend that you like the gift.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has downloaded:

Due to not wanting to, I will not be.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has copied:

The single star on Texas’ flag is actually a review.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has downloaded:

It-is-what-it-is-ing my way through the collapse of civilization.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Twitch:

Sometimes the best thing about my job is that my chair turns.

Making waves on X:

I crashed my bike in 1989 and hurt my knee real bad. We didn’t have social media back then so I’m telling you guys now.

Just landed via Threads:

I have a yearning disability.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I didn’t mean to mimic your voice, I just had to know what it felt like to sound like that.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Remember when we used to jump out of the swings? Those knees were fresh, fresh out the box.

Just landed via WeChat:

It scares me when you stay up late, like 3 a.m., and you hear a car go down the road, like, where are you going?

Seen just now on X:

Tai Chi is so crazy because it’s like throwing a slow motion tantrum.

Trending via Telegram:

I like to play this fun game while I clean out the fridge called what is this, how long has it been in here and how do I kill it?

Spotted on Pinterest:

What do you even say when someone knocks on your bathroom stall … like, what’s the protocol?

Just shared via Pinterest:

Big city friend is complaining about a 10 minute wait for a subway while I sit here waiting for the rail replacement horse.

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Men be like, “Ok, you wanna know the truth,” and lie even harder.

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I don’t think I’d get married again, but I would like to annoy someone until one of us is dead.

You cannot hurt me. You are not a hip-height table corner.

I’m doing a terrific job of not getting anything done today.

Being a goldfish must be brilliant. Every six seconds you’re pleasantly surprised to find that you live in a castle.

So stupid how New York is actually as cool as everyone says.

An evil genius rising to a position of power is bad but it makes sense at least. Feels insulting we’re constantly seeing evil idiots doing it instead.

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