Men be like, “Ok, you wanna know the truth,” and lie even harder.

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We’re living in increasingly unfergalicious times.

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All pants are tear away pants if you’re strong enough.

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Changed my bio on bumble to “I’m gonna murder ur whole family” and guys still responded.

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Shazam-ing a song in public feels the same as taking out a big hammer and bonking yourself on the head.

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And for my next trick, I will turn yesterday’s sweatpants into today’s sweatpants.

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It’s messed up how us humans have to obey all these laws while bears get to eat whoever they want.

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Ripped a tag off my leggings and did not realize it was load-bearing.