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Taking my heart off my sleeve, I fold it up neatly and carefully place it back inside my chest.

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I stop myself at least twice a day from posting a status that would make everyone grab popcorn.

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Follow me on Instagram if you want to see me post absolutely nothing for weeks.

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Just saw a bird run across the street if you were wondering if anyone else is wasting their gifts.

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I get it, sauce, I also thicken over time.

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I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink twice a year. When it’s sunny, and when it isn’t.

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I hate when people stare at me and don’t say anything. I mean, if you want an autograph or a picture just ask.

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The amount I’m sighing these days could fuel a small wind farm.

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Sorry to any bands who see me yawn during their show. It’s not you, it’s just past 10pm.

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Please, if you ever offer me a snack and I say no, ask me again, I didn’t mean it the first time.