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How come all the single people don’t need no one, and all the married ones need two?

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“I’m so good at doing nothing. I wish I could get paid for it.”

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Stop letting people who are going to hell bother you.

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My sneeze is the reason people in the middle ages believed sneezing was caused by demon possession.

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“Are you getting your period?” God forbid I’m just evil.

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What’s really missing is a day between Saturday and Sunday.

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I’ve heard so much about the “Eye of the Tiger,” but how come no one ever talks about the other four letters?

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If I meet you at a party and you instantly start asking about my job, you are subhuman to me.

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Short men store so much anger in their little body.

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I like people who make me forget that I’m shy.

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“Date” is just another word for: Jeez, had I known that before, I would have stayed home.

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If you’re curious what the priciest item in a store is just bring a kid along because they’ll definitely find then break it.

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Hold on, let me overthink this.

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No, he didn’t ghost you, you just left him speechless, forever.

Men’s jeans have bigger pockets to help them carry all their audacity.

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Clever quote about men's jeans and their big pockets, humorously highlighting confidence.

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Any tips on being smart? For someone just getting into thinking.

74 shares on Threads this month:

Be the reason someone smiles today. Or blocks you. Whatever.

47 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Being naked with headphones on is so fun.

44 shares on Reddit this month:

Can we get some A.I. to pick plastic out of the ocean, or do all the robots need to be poets?

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I don’t know who needs to hear this but you’re not dying, it’s just Monday.

94 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Everyone’s gangster until they need to pee.

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The fastest mammal on earth is the smartass on the web.

86 shares on Discord this month:

Establish dominance over your children by whining louder.

98 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Took a break from social media because my cat was asleep on my phone.

41 shares on Pinterest this month:

Currently helping my husband look for his $20 I spent yesterday.

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I hate checking my bank account after having a good time.

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The mattress in the guest room was perfectly fine until I had to sleep on it once.

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I disagree with everyone and think relationships should be easy.

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Every day when I get home, I thank my cats for allowing me to live in their house.

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Oh, gross. I didn’t know there was protein in this powder. I was only drinking it for the lead.

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I have decided to purchase the grocery store because it is now cheaper than the groceries inside it.

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My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.

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Coke Zero sounds like a government pledge to eliminate fizzy drinks by 2030.

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There is no bigger day for microwaves than the 26th day of December. This is their Olympics.

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Vote for me, I’ll cut the alphabet in half.

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All arguments are solvable. The trick? Get naked.

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I love ketchup from my head to-ma-toes.

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I finally have glasses, which is great because I needed one more thing to frantically search for every morning.

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They should make you watch a training video and pass a little test before you’re allowed to touch the office coffee maker.

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Nobody gets angrier than a man being accused of something he actually did.

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Does everyone have that one colleague at work who puts you in a bad mood just by looking at them?

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My life would be pointless without cheese. Or as the famous song goes: “Ain’t no sunshine when cheese gone!”

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Having a bathroom switch outside a bathroom and a sibling is a bad combination.

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Do people with lip filler know that they look like that?

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My ex is somewhere telling his new girlfriend how bad I was, and she’s smiling, thinking she made it in life. Two idiots.

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Men’s jeans have bigger pockets to help them carry all their audacity.

I like that blood pressure kits come with a free, handy zip-up bag that your stuff will never fit in again once you take it out.

Just give your kids the iPad. They’re the ones who’ll be fighting cyborgs in the future.

Sometimes I feel like I’m cheating on my recliner with my loveseat, in case you were wondering how emotionally invested I am in laziness.

“OMG I love your personality,” thanks, it’s a disorder.

The fact that someone looked straight at a purple onion and named it red onion really bothers me.

Cooking your own meals really is the best way to devote 50 hours of your life every month to save $50.

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Men’s jeans have bigger pockets to help them carry all their audacity.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I like that blood pressure kits come with a free, handy zip-up bag that your stuff will never fit in again once you take it out.

Just give your kids the iPad. They’re the ones who’ll be fighting cyborgs in the future.

Sometimes I feel like I’m cheating on my recliner with my loveseat, in case you were wondering how emotionally invested I am in laziness.

“OMG I love your personality,” thanks, it’s a disorder.

The fact that someone looked straight at a purple onion and named it red onion really bothers me.

Cooking your own meals really is the best way to devote 50 hours of your life every month to save $50.

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