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For whom the doom scrolls!

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Don’t give up, keep going. There are still so many disappointments waiting for you.

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Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life.

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I’m bringing back “hold your horses” and nobody can stop me.

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Time to put the stressful screen away (phone) and switch to the comfort screen (Kindle).

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Got electrocuted while fixing the doorbell, and now I can hear my girlfriend’s thoughts. She’s thinking she should have called an electrician.

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Before I drink, I eat liver so the liquor won’t know which liver to attack.

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The holidays may be over by my work ethic is still out of the office.

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Just paid rent. Now I have a place to starve in.

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I’ve folded seven page corners of the book I’m reading. That’s 49 in dog ears.