Moms will vacuum the ceiling, alphabetize the spice rack, r… Commentary:When mom goes full CIA on dust particles and socks, yet we're all suspects 🕵️♀️🧹🧦🔍 Related Funny Posts 🤝 If I was a Spice Girl I would be Mild to Medium Spice. Are you there, bathroom walls, ceiling, floor, mirror, sink, and towels? It’s me, the kids toothpaste. Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner on the driveway, just to make sure the neighbors never talk to me. My robot vacuum and I are cut from the same cloth. When we see a line of dirt on the kitchen floor, we just spin around and go the other way. I bought a robot vacuum today. Named it “Dustbin Bieber”.