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Moms will vacuum the ceiling, alphabetize the spice rack, r…

Moms will vacuum the ceiling, alphabetize the spice rack, r…

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When mom goes full CIA on dust particles and socks, yet we're all suspects 🕵️‍♀️🧹🧦🔍

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