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  • If food delivery apps had never been invented, I would either be wildly rich or dead.
  • You realize you’re getting old when your body parts start fighting over which one hurts first.
  • When I die, I want to come back as a speed bump so I can piss people off.
  • Shoutout to coughing on the bus. Haven’t tried it myself but seems really popular.
  • May your coffee kick in, before reality does.
  • I have money, then I don’t have money, it all happens so fast!