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She’s the kind of beautiful that makes me do 40 push-ups in my room at 3am.

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One of the most disappointing things is when you get a severe thunderstorm warning, and there is no severe thunderstorm.

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Scrolling should count as cardio.

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I know which nation I like best. Hibernation.

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Memories are a bit fuzzy – but regrets? They’re in 8K and Dolby Vision.

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Every day Facebook tells me I have memories and wants to show them to me. It’s like they have no appreciation for the cost or the amount of liquor I needed to erase them.

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They should invent a second airport for people who have been in public before.

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Me, in heaven: Can you take a photo of me sitting on that cloud?

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I like my messages, how I like my nuts – MIXED.

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Wednesday is the part of the novel where the heroine stares out the window and questions everything.

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If Kanye got hacked, no one would even know.

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I used to schedule naps, but now they’re little surprise parties my body throws at all hours of the day.

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If I had The Force, I’d just use it to open pistachios.

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The fewer the people, the greater the inner peace.

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Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

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Don’t cry because it’s over. Cry because you have an extra hour to think about it.

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I don’t want to exacerbate things. That would just make things worse.

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At my age, I’m worried about tripping and falling, so I wear a helmet. I’m also worried about looking ridiculous, so I carry a skateboard.

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Somebody should market a beer called “Occasionally”. So when asked, I can say, “I only drink occasionally”.

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Most people who have found themselves are amazed to discover that there is nothing there at all.

She’s the kind of beautiful that makes me do 40 push-ups in my room at 3am.

One of the most disappointing things is when you get a severe thunderstorm warning, and there is no severe thunderstorm.

Scrolling should count as cardio.

I know which nation I like best. Hibernation.

Memories are a bit fuzzy – but regrets? They’re in 8K and Dolby Vision.

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People will think you know what you’re talking about if you give your opinion while cleaning a pair of reading glasses.

My body is like my phone battery. Usually drained by 4pm.

When you said “let’s circle back to that in the new year” and now it’s the new year.

Entered this world crying, and honestly, not much has changed.

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The morning routine that takes the longest: finding the will to live.

A gentleman opens doors and brings flowers. A man smacks your ass and pulls your hair. A soulmate does both.

It ain’t easy being America’s sweetheart during these dark times, but someone gotta do it!

Don’t put words in my mouth—that’s where the hot dogs go.

Weekends now feel like short commercial breaks in a stressful movie.

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Grant me the supernatural ability to change the things I cannot accept.

You’re all using your crystals wrong. Put them in a sock and start swinging.

Sometimes, I wonder what my life would be like if I had a good haircut.

I was not made for a 9 to 5; I was made to eat pasta and lay in the sun like a lizard.

Girls will be like, “This is my comfort song,” and it’s the howling of a wolf inside a dark forest.

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My love language is deader than Latin.

Explain it to me like I’m 5 drinks in.

We need a slur for people who use ChatGPT.

And for my next trick, I’m going to make this first date the last date.

I’m not good at solving Pi, but I’m really good at eating it.

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