Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- I have heard that people without dogs have to pick up dropped food themselves.
- I often wonder how men could discover entire continents. Mine can’t even find the butter in the fridge.
- All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands.
- Pleasantly surprised to discover the treadmill I bought came with a remote control, so I can run it from my recliner.
- Life on other planets be like: “I hope those lunatics don’t discover us!”