My account is fake, I’m actually your probation officer.

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Whoever is writing my Rom-Com, can you maybe, I don’t know, START IT?

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If you have children, you can experience all human emotions before 9 a.m. on Sundays.

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Just looked around and realized it’s everyone’s first time living.

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I can handle most things in life, but hearing people chew isn’t one of them.

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I have never “lit up a room” unless you count arson.

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My milkshakes bring all the bots to the yard.

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Happy return of “yes of course it’s bedtime, see how dark it is outside” to all parents who celebrate.

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The first 7 days of the week aren’t for me.

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I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME.

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Sometimes I wonder what happened to the people who asked me for directions.