My account is fake, I’m actually your probation officer. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:🤥 "Surprise! Your online friend might just be your real-life accountability buddy in disguise! 🕵️♂️ Just remember, even behind the screen, honesty is the best policy! 😉 #CaughtRedHanded" Related Funny Posts 🤝 You can fake a smile, but you can’t fake jazz hands. Yes, officer I saw the speed limit, I just didn’t see your car. The reason my eyes are dilated is because I am so attracted to you, officer. Fake laughing with customers is actually a job skill. I bet she doesn’t even laugh at your dumb jokes the fake way I did.