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Going back on a dating app is the new walk of shame.

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Nearly choked on a carrot. A donut would never do that to me.

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According to the amount of bacon I just cooked, I’m 4 people.

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Sorry I can’t have a pleasant, safe and affordable life, my government said no.

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What is your favorite movie where Tom Cruise runs really fast?

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62 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m done with dating sites and am now only focusing on food delivery people. They have a job, a car, and most importantly food.

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This entire year has been the Nightmare Before Christmas.

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That moment when you clean the apartment and a year later everything is dirty again.

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It’s so cold outside I saw a gangster pull his pants up and walk stiffly.

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If I were an organ, I’d fail.

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You know you’re getting old when you can’t walk past a bathroom without thinking, “I may as well go while I’m here.”

32 shares on TikTok this month:

Let’s all be grateful for a moment that stupidity is not contagious.

75 shares on Threads this month:

Nothing angers me more than tall ghosts in horror movies. No one born in 1782 was that tall. Do your research, screenwriters.

89 shares on Reddit this month:

Prophecy class has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

76 shares on Threads this month:

Do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again, and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo?

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I wish people would stop holding back and use social media to tell us how they really feel.

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Watching as gravity slowly unfriends you.

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I probably never die because I don’t finish anything without a specific deadline.

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I drive like I’m immortal.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here pumping gas until the dollar amount ends with 0.

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Actually, you’re having a conversation with yourself. I’m just here so you don’t appear totally insane.

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Not having a crush is dangerous. What am I supposed to think about? What if I invent something?

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A man will beg you to take him back just to act right for 5 days and 24 min.

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Overheard the most hilarious conversation on my morning commute, then realized it was just me talking to myself in my car.

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I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right louder.

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I can relate to the stock market because I am always about to crash at a moment’s notice.

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I wanna marry someone funnier than me, but sadly, I am the funniest.

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If I text you at 8:10, you’re supposed to reply at 8:09.

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You don’t have to be crazy to be friends with me. I also train people.

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The lion does not concern himself with Microsoft Teams.

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I’m not saying I’ve aged like fine wine, but I am currently being stored in a dark place and avoiding sunlight at all costs.

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It’s interesting growing up and discovering that most adults are not that clever. I had my suspicions as a kid but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

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You gotta separate the art from the artist. Like, for example, sometimes the artist is really nice but their art sucks.

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Winter hack: Avoid the cold by never leaving your house.

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Just imagine if farting were as contagious as yawning.

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My acting reel includes clips of me “listening” during Zoom meetings.

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Going back on a dating app is the new walk of shame.

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Nearly choked on a carrot. A donut would never do that to me.

According to the amount of bacon I just cooked, I’m 4 people.

Sorry I can’t have a pleasant, safe and affordable life, my government said no.

What is your favorite movie where Tom Cruise runs really fast?

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