My anti-theft device in my car is that itβs manual. Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Stick shift: confounding thieves since forever! ππ‘π" Related funny posts π She was unique, like a millennial that could drive a stick shift. My favorite 90s skill: Uninstalling my car stereo and hiding it in my glove box in under 15 seconds. Nice to finally get back that hour they stole earlier this year. Donβt wait for later to eat the cake. Do it now, before another mammal of your household finds it. There are two types of people: Those who steal food off your plate and those who you keep in your life.