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My anti-theft device in my car is that it’s manual.

My anti-theft device in my car is that it’s manual.

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"Stick shift: confounding thieves since forever! 🚗💡😆"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged anti-theft, car, device, humor, joke, manual, safety, security, vehicle, vehicle security on Jun 29, 2025 by slickboy.

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