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  • Being an adult is crazy. Because what the hell is going on?
  • I didn’t buy that thing I wanted but didn’t need, so I celebrated by buying a different thing I wanted but didn’t need.
  • As you get older, you suddenly realize that the Smurf who hates everything is the normal one.
  • I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size.
  • Adult friendships are like, “hey girl, let’s keep rescheduling to hangout until one of us dies.”
  • Blowing over it is also dusting.