My body is like an elastic band – no matter how I stretch it, it goes back to the nap position.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'nap position' โ€“ a state of perpetual relaxation ๐Ÿ›Œ Sounds like your body just refuses to commit to any form of fitness! It's all about that elastic band life, stretching out and bouncing back ๐Ÿ”„๐Ÿ’ช Maybe your body's secretly training for the Olympics in napping… Gold medal dreams in snoozing, coming right up! ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿ˜‚"