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My body snaps, crackles, and pops louder than my cereal.

My body snaps, crackles, and pops louder than my cereal.

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"Guess I'm the real life cereal commercial! Next stop: breakfast aisle stardom! 🥣😂🎶"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged aging, body, body noise, breakfast, cereal, crackle, humor, joke, louder, noise, playful, pop, snaps on Jun 12, 2025 by slickboy.

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