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When one door closes, lock it securely, along with all your other doors and windows, before any inspirational quotes get in.

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While you were rotting and wasting your life away, I was doing the exact same thing.

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If I say goodnight and an hour later you see me online, it’s not that I lied; it’s just that I failed.

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I’m so grateful when people tell me to drive safe, cause then I remember not to drive off that cliff.

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My superpower? Staying calm when talking to idiots.

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I don’t like who I become when I’m watching someone Google something less efficiently than I would myself.

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Why is it called “free time” when I use it to spend all my money?

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All my passwords are protected, by my poor memory.

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The problem is that you are in the dating pool when the other fish are in the ocean.

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Lifting my wife’s wedding veil and finding out she’s Darth Maul.