My body snaps, crackles, and pops louder than my cereal. Commentary:"Guess I'm the real life cereal commercial! Next stop: breakfast aisle stardom! 🥣😂🎶" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I can’t really explain it but cereal at night tastes better than cereal in the morning. Do mens sneezes get louder and louder as they age until they explode? Robots eating a bowl of cereal that’s actually a bunch of nuts and bolts, you don’t see that as much anymore. She poured the milk before the cereal. It was not meant to be. When I was a kid, no phones or tablets. We just read the cereal box at breakfast.