My car accidentally drove to a burger shop again. I hate when it does that.

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Does anyone know the password to my work computer? Or how to do my job?

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Has someone told the whales that they can’t sing?

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I put my pants on just like everybody else: when the police tell me to.

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Men with bibles names be the worst type of people.

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I avoid clarified butter because I prefer my dairy products to be troubled and confused.

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Friendly reminder that someone having a different opinion about a movie than you is a direct attack on you as a person and you should take it very personally.

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Most guys probably just have a foot fetish because their first girlfriend was a sock.

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I was actually doing so well until your email found me.

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Your boos don’t mean anything to me. I’ve seen what you people cheer for!

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Pressure washing is like regular washing but with a lot of yelling and tight deadlines.