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42 shares on Pinterest this month:

I hate when people ask me, “What did you do today?” Like, buddy, listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m., okay? I don’t know.

87 shares on Slack this month:

Why the hell is my laundry bin always full? I’m not even going anywhere.

70 shares on Pinterest this month:

Please no requests for a threesome. If I want to disappoint two people at the same time, I’ll visit my parents.

76 shares on Twitch this month:

Tupperware is a fun way to store your leftovers until you throw them away.

76 shares on WeChat this month:

Comments other people make during a movie are annoying. Comments I make during a movie enhance the experience.

56 shares on Discord this month:

I realized Americans were dramatics the day I found out 200 lb is just 90 kg.

90 shares on Threads this month:

All cars should have a rubber bumper all the way around so we can hit each other.

82 shares on Telegram this month:

The only thing limiting what you can put in a sandwich is your imagination and the laws of physics.

10 shares on Slack this month:

I’m so sick of TV shows and movies where there are no likable characters. I don’t need to spend an hour with people I hate, I already have my life.

37 shares on Telegram this month:

Super excited to not contribute anything worthwhile today.

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I want a girlfriend so she can make me do shit like pottery, and I act like I don’t want to go.

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Work again? Really? Didn’t I just do that yesterday?

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Unless I ask, I genuinely don’t care to hear other people’s opinions on my life. It’s almost a pet peeve, really.

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I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies. She is not “fun to be around”.

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Revenge? No. I just post hot selfies and let the algorithm do God’s work.

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I didn’t lose a girlfriend, I gained an enemy.

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Sometimes your ankle takes a vacation while you’re walking.

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Absolutely destroyed my bed last night… I cuddled those covers so hard.

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It’s weird how horses can run so fast but still suck at every other sport.

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All of my fitness goals are within reach, but unfortunately, so are the crisps.

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Making waves on Pinterest:

The female brain works like the internet. You can delete something, but it’s never really gone.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Just overheard someone describe their hike as “it was like mountain climbing, but flat”.

Making waves on Discord:

A man rejecting my advances can’t hurt me. I have a dog who leaves the bed every time I climb in.

Seen just now on Messenger:

ALF is what happens when you are high on drugs in the 80s.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Taking Adderall before going to lay on the beach so I can focus more on having a good time.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Late replies don’t bother me. As long as we’re not in love, or you don’t owe me money, take your time.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Lowkey terrifying when someone attractive is actually into you, omg.

Making waves on Snapchat:

No thank you, I only like men who have no interest in me.

Just landed via Instagram:

The Welsh language was invented by a dad losing at Scrabble.

Going viral on Telegram:

Instead of working on making myself a better person, I am going to purchase a cool new jacket.

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My car accidentally drove to a burger shop again. I hate when it does that.

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(lost in the labyrinth and I’m wearing a Fitbit) Nice, got my 10,000 steps.

Why do birds love going apeshit first thing in the morning?

Explaining myself is too much work. Please just judge me.

People need to understand the difference between want and need. Like, I want abs, but I need chocolate.

You only live once and thank God for that.

Have you ever “accidentally” eaten a family sized bag of chips?

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