My daughter says I’m making it up! Do you remember having to carry a quarter for the payphone, just in case?

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“I’m doing better than my parents at my age. They had, like, no followers.”

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This weekend was so busy, I hardly had time to sit around in my pajamas and doom scroll.

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I’m developing a new fragrance for introverts. It’s called: “Leave me the fuh cologne”.

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“Made with love,” means I licked the spoon and kept using it.

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If a man speaks in the forest and his wife is not there to hear him, is he still wrong?

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I bet this email finds you silently screaming on the inside.

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Weirdos gonna weird.