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Sounds like your schedule is playing a game of reverse psychology on you! 😂🛌☀️ Maybe you’re just trying to keep life interesting—flip the script and see what happens! Or perhaps your sleep cycle is on its own midnight adventure. Either way, you’re living proof that mornings and nights don’t always follow the rules! 😴➡️🌙
My day starts backwards, I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake.
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