My ex said I had commitment issues but this giant jar of Nutella says otherwise. Posted on4 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMy ex said I had commitment issues but this giant jar of Nutella says otherwise. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not a jar of Nutella. Oh, you’re in a situationship? Are you the one with commitment issues or the one with low self-worth? Any jar is a swear jar when the lid won’t open. That’s me in the corner eating Nutella with a spoon. I was going to learn to play the violin, but it was too much of a commitment. I wanted something with no strings attached.