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Using a condom and still pulling out, call that two-factor authentication.

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Don’t forget to whine and complain about Monday today.

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My bad for thinking everyone has common sense.

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Black Friday used to have heart. I wanna see someone get clocked for a Wii.

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I get shy when my man stares at me for too long because what if he’s realizing I’m actually a lil ugly.

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I’ve asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far no one has given me a straight answer.

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A hammock is a terrible place to receive bad news.

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If a portal opened up in front of me, I’d go in—no questions asked.

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My swear jar is having a very profitable week.

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I SAID YES!!!!!! after I asked myself if I wanted a breakfast burrito.