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  • The volume of my TV is 100% dependent on what I’m currently chewing on.
  • Saw an article on “100 things to do before you die.” Was surprised Call 911 didn’t make the list.
  • Anything is an appetizer if you eat more food after.
  • My plant is drunk, it’s growing in the wrong direction.
  • lol is punctuation and LOL is laugh out loud.
  • Sorry to any bands who see me yawn during their show. It’s not you, it’s just past 10pm.