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My favorite date activity is ice skating because Iβm really good at it, and it allows me to assert dominance on the ice.

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The folks who write fragrance commercials must be like βI had the weirdest dream, Imma put it on TV.β
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If we start dating now, we could be feeding each other deviled eggs on Thanksgiving, and breaking up before we have to exchange gifts for Christmas.
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Traffic is the fault of the guy immediately in front of you.
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I’m already far too stressed as it is. And then you also have to have time to just sit there and do nothing.
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Sunday is my favorite day where I pretend I’m going to do something productive.
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