My favorite date activity is ice skating because I’m really good at it, and it allows me to assert dominance on the ice. Posted onFeb 3, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Gliding into first place in the Olympics of love! ❄️⛸️😂 Related funny posts 😂 Ruining the Olympics for my fiancée by, every time they mention Paris, saying, “that’s where Ratatouille lived”. She never lets ideas interrupt the easy flow of her conversation. Establish dominance over your cat by suddenly bolting out of the room for no reason. Listen to the birds, not the news. Being quiet in a room full of loud people is my favorite sport.