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If my wife and I got divorced and moved to separate states, I’m convinced I would still hear her chewing.

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My bank account and I are no longer on speaking terms.

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Someone asked me if I had plans for the fall. It took me a moment to realize they meant “Autumn,” not the collapse of civilization.

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I think it’s extremely important, especially in the morning, to be quiet.

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Shoutout to the friends that still like me. All two of you.

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Book reviews be like: “5 stars. I’m sobbing. I’m unwell. I haven’t eaten in 16 hours. Highly recommend.”

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My wife has the worst taste in men.

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As president, I will allow people to use the same password as before when changing their password.

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At least 80% of my day is spent holding back my inappropriate thoughts.

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I love rap beefs, it’s so romantic when two guys sing songs to each other.