My favorite part about health insurance is how your teeth and eyeballs are add-ons. Commentary:So true! It's like ordering a burger and fries, but having to pay extra for the bun and ketchup π πππ¦· Related Funny Quotes π€ They should invent health insurance that insures your health. I’m so hungry, I could eat a full-time job with health insurance. Milk teeth are wasted on children. A new set of teeth would be a lot more useful when you’re older. If you feel depressed, go for a run. You will soon find out your physical health is far worse than your mental health. My mental health walks make my mental health worse because I live in a shithole.