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Having a teenager is fun because the voice in my head that questions everything I do now has a friend.

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It’s hard to sleep knowing that Coke is in the fridge.

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I wonder if my bank account thinks about me and has panic attacks.

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Don’t tell me about Stockholm Syndrome, I woke up at 6 AM on my first day of vacation wondering how things were going at work.

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Why do women complain about size but moan when fingered?

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Don’t ever get excited if your kid likes a new food. They won’t like it tomorrow.

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Old people be like “no elbows on the table, it’s rude” then say something racist.

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Fact: WhatsApp is the most boring app if you’re single.

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I see no action figures, puzzles, or board games. I thought you said you wanted to play with me.

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“Help us improve Instagram!” Nice try, fix your own damn website.