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I wanna be crazy rich. I’m already crazy, so I’m half way there.

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I’m not falling for it again. These missions have been successful 8 times already.

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I am losing touch with reality and I couldn’t be happier.

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And is this “year-end bonus” in the room with us right now?

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Just washed my windows and not a single bloke came out and said ‘You can do mine next!’ This used to be a real country.

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I just tried to groom my dog myself, and I now fully understand why the dog groomer charges more for a haircut than my own stylist.

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Sometime you meet such a prince that you’d rather marry the horse.

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Bartenders be like “here’s that receipt, I’ll go ahead and put it on the wettest part of the bar”.

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If I’m reading my Twitter feed correctly, Jennifer Aniston killed JFK.

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In an effort to keep the employees motivated and increase morale, my boss has asked me to stop talking to everyone.