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Ancestors survived five mass extinctions on earth for me to be killed by a house cat I was trying to put a Christmas sweater on.

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Forget hot girl summer, it’s rot girl summer (laying in bed, reading books, laying under layers of soft blankets).

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Let the good times roll. Let the bad times crawl. Let the acceptable times do the hopscotch.

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“I’ve never done parkour, but I have chased a toddler with an open Sharpie through the house.”

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Having a job is crazy. When you’re at home, you feel lonely and want to go to work. When you’re at work, you’re exhausted and just want to go home.

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My desire to be informed is currently at odds with my desire to remain sane.

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Great news everyone! The priest who took my confession is expected to make a full recovery.