My husband has reached an age where he reads the menu out loud. The whole menu. And then he has questions. Please send help. Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMy husband has reached an age where he reads the menu out loud. The whole menu. And then he has questions. Please send help. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’ve reached that age where I don’t have to drink to forget because it just happens naturally now. Please help my husband and I decide on dinner. We’ve narrowed it down to “It doesn’t matter” and “It’s your turn to choose”. I’m upstairs and the food is downstairs. Send help. If anyone wants to contact me, from now on I can only be reached via my bank account. Buying new glasses this week, so a whole bunch of you are about to get a whole lot uglier.