My kidnappers sent me back early with a full apology, some money, and several of their fingers. Posted on6 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMy kidnappers sent me back early with a full apology, some money, and several of their fingers. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The police sent me a photo radar ticket so I sent them a photo of a hundred dollars, so I guess we’re even. It’s not too early to go to sleep. Too early only applies to waking up. Croutons feel like an apology. “Sorry we gave you salad. Have some consolation toast.” The night is dark and full of terrors. My day is long and full of meetings. Same thing. My mom sent me a text message so long I had to refill my Adderall prescription to read it.
