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The two types of video games are kill everything that moves and Microsoft Excel.

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I’ve left my past behind me, so if I owe you money, sorry, I’ve left it behind me.

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My brain has too many tabs open.

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I stop myself at least twice a day from posting a status that would make everyone grab popcorn.

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I be having full arguments in my head, then walk around mad like someone actually said something to me.

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The cold water does not get warmer if you jump late.

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You can reach me by butterfly.

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They say dress for the job you want, so I walk around dressed like Darth Vader.

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Nothing more humiliating than sending a text message with a picture and the picture doesn’t send for ages and now you’ve said something sooo odd out of context.

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Well, well, well, if it isn’t the same bill I couldn’t afford to pay in a different color.