Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Things can feel really overwhelming. Sometimes days or even weeks can get really hectic. Don’t forget that life is all about getting as much phone time as possible. Never lose sight of that.
  • My favorite condiment is Worcestershire sauce. Why? It’s hard to say.
  • The human body is amazing. One half-open eye and the brain under emergency power are enough to make coffee.
  • If only my teeth were as white as my legs.
  • Today marks a five year anniversary of how I’ll start going to the gym tomorrow.
  • I’m tired of adding ‘LOL’ to the end of my texts for sensitive people.