My last husband’s name is Don. I just added an E to it and walked away.

My last husband’s name is Don. I just added an E to it and walked away.

Commentary:
“Looks like Don just got an ‘E’-scape plan from that marriage! Talk about a one-letter solution to a two-letter problem!”

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