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Getting a key tattoo, but getting it covered up with a doormat tattoo, so no one ever finds it.

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It’s always annoying to be woken up by some guy mowing his lawn. Just go around me, man.

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I figured out how they built the pyramids. No internet.

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They should let you spend one night in a house before you buy/rent it, just to make sure it’s haunted.

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Employees should have to take their boss’s last name.

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Fun fact: The confetti you’ll see in Times Square tonight was made from one CVS receipt.

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At what point is a salad no longer a salad based on how much bacon I add?

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The older I get, the less surprised I’d be if a random body part just fell off one day.

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I don’t know why everyone wants love like in the movies. A movie is only 2 hours.

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I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions.