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Date idea: you tell me every thought you’ve ever had about me.

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My life started becoming a mess when I was put in charge of my own bedtime.

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Relatable! My bedtime rebelled and now it's the boss. ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ•’๐Ÿ˜‚



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