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Sorry for the things I said when the internet was down for 10 minutes.

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Friendly reminder that someone having a different opinion about a movie than you is a direct attack on you as a person and you should take it very personally.

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This Monday has Monday written all over it.

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Coke Zero sounds like a government pledge to eliminate fizzy drinks by 2030.

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Want to know what someone is really like? Play Monopoly with them.

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Life is just a series of Sopranos references with some other things mixed in.

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Blocking isn’t enough. I wanna throw tomatoes at you like you’re a medieval criminal.

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Software engineers are the dumbest smart people I’ve ever met.

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My favorite childhood memory is having energy.

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Imagine having someone to come home to who doesn’t have fur.

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If you sit down to play a game of chess and your opponent punches you in the face, you’re not going to prevail by getting better at chess.

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I’m gonna dress how I want this summer, and if you think I’m fat, well, so do I.

My life started becoming a mess when I was put in charge of my own bedtime.

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Can’t. Too busy saving daylight.

52 shares on Twitch this month:

If kids these days had a perfume, it would be called Audacity.

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The biggest problem with working from home? I want to go home even though I’m already at home.

96 shares on Snapchat this month:

Based on the amount of laundry I wash each week, I’m starting to think there are people who live here that I haven’t met yet.

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Maybe Monday is more scared of us than we are of it… we don’t know.

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I’ve never met a cake I didn’t want to fork.

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Been getting really into nothing.

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Attention to detail is so sexy, study me, baby.

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A man will beg you to take him back just to act right for 5 days and 24 min.

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Doggystyle, so we can both look at the river.

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People always love to claim that a celebrity’s death is “unexpected”, but they never actually release the data on which celebrities they expected to die that day.

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People should come with warning labels.

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Men: Masters of multitasking – can watch sports, ignore laundry, and forget your birthday, all at once.

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Due to personal reasons, I’ll be getting stronger every day.

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I’m so thankful I had a childhood before technology took over.

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What’s y’all’s favorite burner on your stove? Mine is front left. That’s my boy. That’s my big dawg.

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Sometimes I tell myself I should stop drinking so much, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who’s talking to himself.

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I’m always sad when my sandwich is over.

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The purpose of a meme is to disturb the humorless, and to humor the disturbed.

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Welcome to your fifties. Saturday Night Fever now means lots of rest, cold medicine, and chicken noodle soup.

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On average, my daily actions demonstrate I’m probably good at something else.

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Breaking a heart is considered bad, but melting a heart is somehow good.

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It scares me when you stay up late, like 3 a.m., and you hear a car go down the road, like, where are you going?

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Sitting on the middle seat of this flight and both my seatmates are reading my book over my shoulder. Should I just start reading it aloud?

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I got fired for telling customers if they wanted “smoking or non-smoking”. Apparently, the correct term in the funeral home business is “cremation or burial”.

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The female brain works like the internet. You can delete something, but it’s never really gone.

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“This too shall pass.” And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never f**king ends.

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My neighbors listen to really good music, whether they like it or not.

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My favorite game is to guess if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor position, or a brain tumor.

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I made you snort laugh, so we’re going out, right?

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My life started becoming a mess when I was put in charge of my own bedtime.

Nobody is doing it like me because this is probably not the right way to do it.

The human body is amazing. One half-open eye and the brain under emergency power are enough to make coffee.

The most expensive clothing you’ll ever wear is a hospital gown.

Life on other planets be like: “I hope those lunatics don’t discover us!”

As everyone was arguing about politics, no one saw me leave with the cake.

I’ve been saying for years that cigs are better for you than vapes, and the vindication I feel now is just orgasmic.

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My life started becoming a mess when I was put in charge of my own bedtime.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Nobody is doing it like me because this is probably not the right way to do it.

The human body is amazing. One half-open eye and the brain under emergency power are enough to make coffee.

The most expensive clothing you’ll ever wear is a hospital gown.

Life on other planets be like: “I hope those lunatics don’t discover us!”

As everyone was arguing about politics, no one saw me leave with the cake.

I’ve been saying for years that cigs are better for you than vapes, and the vindication I feel now is just orgasmic.

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