My morning yoga routine has really helped shift my lower back pain into my upper back. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Ah, the mystical powers of yoga — turning lower back pain into upper back gain! 🧘♂️🚀 Who knew stretching could be so magical? Maybe next it'll turn my pizza cravings into salad cravings! 🍕➡️🥗 #YogaWizardry" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I haven’t tried Yoga, but I bent over to pick up my keys off the floor, so I’m sure I wouldn’t like Yoga. The morning routine that takes the longest: finding the will to live. My morning routine is basically just me convincing myself not to go back to bed. I’ve found that the easiest way to do burpees is to just not do burpees. No pain, no pain. My morning routine includes 20 minutes of staring at the ceiling thinking about how tired I am and debating if I really need to live today.