My mouth moves faster than my survival instincts. Posted onJan 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Speed talking: because who needs survival instincts when you have wit? šššØ" Related funny posts š If food delivery apps had never been invented, I would either be wildly rich or dead. I see WWIII is about to kick off again. Iād best cancel the milk and get the cat in. If a woman says “Do what you want!”, then for God’s sake don’t do what you want! Traumatized people will navigate emergency situations with calm surety but then have an anxiety attack in a grocery store. I would like even faster food.