My mouth moves faster than my survival instincts. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Speed talking: because who needs survival instincts when you have wit? ๐๐๐จ" Related Funny Posts ๐ค Sometimes I do random acts of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example. I tried to clean up my Chrome tabs but it turns out all 200 of them contain information that is vital for my survival. Finding a person to make eye contact with during stupid meetings is essential to survival in the workplace. โBaby on boardโ Okay, well, can you tell him to drive faster? If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth.