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I learned that when dogs lean against you it’s their version of hugging and now every time my dog leans against me my eyes start leaking.

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The absolute injustice of being asked to come and take away the boxes of junk that you’ve been storing at your parents’ house for 20 years.

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Waitress: “Do you have any questions about the menu?” Me: “What kind of font is this?

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My yoga instructor was drunk today. Put me in a very awkward position.

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Twitter is basically everyone’s therapist’s couch.

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This gum has my stomach convinced food is coming.

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I’m so old, I used to block people by simply holding the door shut.