My swear jar is filing for an IPO soon.

My swear jar is filing for an IPO soon.
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Looks like someone's profanity levels are reaching a market high! 🤑🤬 Time to invest in some self-censorship stocks before your swear jar becomes Wall Street's next big IPO sensation! 💰📈 #ProfanityProfits

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