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As a student, the most comforting words you’ll ever hear are “I haven’t started either.”

Someone from 🇦🇿 has copied:

Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, “Oh no, it’s a cop”?

Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

One day you’re young and carefree and the next, you’re preheating the bathroom before you go in for a shower.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has viewed:

Zoom is really only for one thing: realizing our dream of staring at ourselves while talking to other people.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

You can always tell when someone is on a diet by how they scrape every last bit from that yogurt container.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has bookmarked:

Every girl has a dude in her inbox talking to himself.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has viewed:

Please stop assuming that too many em dashes mean AI written. Some of us are producing grammatically incoherent work the honest way!

Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

I liked the version of you from the other dimension better.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

The eyes are the windows to the soul. A mustache is the front garden, and the mouth is that big pothole the council should do something about.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has bookmarked:

I don’t remember if I took my pills, but I can’t check because I can’t remember where I put my glasses.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Jan 2, 2026

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Going bananas on WhatsApp:

I’m chronically online in a different and more sophisticated way than you are.

Trending via TikTok:

Making art is making love to the world.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

Shared recently on X:

It’s like 10,000 Tupperwares when all you need is a lid.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Welcome to your 40s, you’re too old to sit on the floor and put furniture together.

Just landed via Threads:

I miss them days if you couldn’t rap, you didn’t.

Live now on Reddit:

Girls are perverts when they like you.

Breaking via Slack:

Unfollowing high school people really is a form of self-care.

Just landed via Facebook:

That drum solo from In the Air Tonight, but it’s me just slapping my tummy, waiting for the microwave to beep.

Trending via X:

Just blocked all the normal people, so if you see this… sup, weirdo.

My wife bought new towels and they’re different colors, so I know the entire color scheme of my house is about to change.

2 months ago

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My wife bought new towels and they’re different colors, so I know the entire color scheme of my house is about to change.

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Looks like the towels are leading a revolution in your household! 🌈 Time to embrace the new colorful era and bid farewell to your old monochromatic days! 🎨 Who knew towels could hold so much power and influence? 😂🛁#TowelRevolution

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Cowboy outfits should be called ranch dressing.

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2 months ago

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I know which nation I like best. Hibernation.

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2 months ago

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Oh no, a login from a new device? And that device is my phone? The one that I use every single day? And the location is my house, you say? Thank you so much for warning me. I will contact Interpol.

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2 months ago

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I get real disrespectful with serving sizes. A bag is not gonna tell me what to do.

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2 months ago

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Sometimes our greatest achievement in life is being able to survive our own thoughts.

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2 months ago

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You will watch an old classic movie that kind of sucks. Then, on the IMDb trivia, it says, this was the first time a film director ever pointed the camera at the sun.

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5 months ago

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83 shares on Discord this month:

If you don’t like me, remember: it’s mind over matter. I don’t mind, and you don’t matter.

91 shares on Twitch this month:

Beer is like the color black: it goes with everything.

85 shares on Discord this month:

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

100 shares on Reddit this month:

Whoever said, “Laughter is the best medicine,” clearly never tried Revenge.

44 shares on Snapchat this month:

I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.

30 shares on WeChat this month:

Here’s a question for all the mind readers out there.

19 shares on Twitch this month:

Way too many low IQ conspiracy theories floating around. Give me high IQ conspiracy theories.

13 shares on Telegram this month:

Maybe her DMs haven’t been working for 2 months.

26 shares on Twitch this month:

Old people get so mad when you’re young and tired.

42 shares on Snapchat this month:

Lord, they down here giving us bills every month after you already paid the price.

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15 folks are currently checking 👀

Imagine being a bald vampire and every time you walk by a mirror your toupée is just floating.

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If parallel universe exist, I hope the other me is doing well.

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Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman.

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Person: gives compliment. Me: let me give you a brief synopsis of why you are sorely mistaken.

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Stop animal testing! Use my ex!

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Someone at work had a 25-year anniversary, and it took everything in me not to say she’s been working longer than I’ve been alive.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Nothing brings neighbors together like a few cops cars in front of another neighbor’s house that no one likes.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $2 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst birthday presents ever.

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I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

That very depressing moment when you find out the fire alarm that went off at work was just a test.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

My ideal man is a kindhearted little freak.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has shared:

I love when my cat sighs at me, like what’s got you stressed out my little freeloading homicidal maniac!?

Someone from 🇦🇪 has downloaded:

Scientists just confirmed that our dreams were real in another reality.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

I haven’t cleaned my shower in so long, it’s becoming a terrarium. Absolutely gorgeous.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

Prime numbers are so cunty. Like okay, diva — only divisible by yourself?

Someone from 🇬🇦 has copied:

Everyone is fighting a battle you don’t know about, except for me. I am complaining loudly about my battle. Everybody knows about it.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has bookmarked:

Congress taking an entire month off in a country where most people don’t get more than 2 weeks’ vacation is awesome.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has downloaded:

Where does everyone go to get kisses? I haven’t figured this out yet.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has viewed:

Home is where you’ve left the shopping list.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via WeChat:

Today, I used a wire I’ve kept in my box of cables since 2011. Please applaud.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I handed in my exam blank so that the teacher has more time to celebrate Christmas with her family.

Seen just now on Instagram:

I’m not moody; I’m just on shuffle.

Just landed via Pinterest:

I deliberately don’t go to bed early. I don’t want to look like I could be useful for anything the next day.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

I’ve just learned terrible news. My department at work is planning a team-building retreat. Thank you for your thoughts during this difficult time.

Spotted on YouTube:

Shoutout to everyone pretending to have it together. Same.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I don’t wanna party like it’s 1999, I want to pay my bills like it’s 1999.

Spotted on Snapchat:

The delivery guy absolutely hates it when I call him my pizza mule.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Tupperware is a fun way to store your leftovers until you throw them away.

Making waves on WeChat:

Sorry, I can’t come over tonight. I’ve become too invested in these fictional characters and whether or not they will kiss.

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